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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

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irisparry:

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jeanndarc:

jeanndarc:

i am attracted to all versions of chris evans but i cannot decide which one is hotter??? he’s just so good looking??

closely shaved head and dark bearded evans?? extremely cleanshaven blonde steve rogers evans?? young and freckly evans? scruff with hipster glasses evans??? normal brown hair and full beard evans?? 

look i’m having a chrisis 

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these-lumping-lumps:

After going through my yearbook today, I’ve determined these people will go far in life XD

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now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you:

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

I want a cat dog

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viria:

it’s kind of looked better in my head, you know… pick up lines..hehe

Bumi has probably learned his seducing skills from Sokka…..

imagine how hard it is to impress this girl. I mean… Zuko was hard to impress.. Mai.. I don’t even mention Mai… ahaha now imagine Honora. Almost not possible.


But not for Bumi.

Also, I think Zuko would be one of those super-overprotective fathers that are overreacting over everything. Already hard. BUT Zuko is Zuko, and he is the firelord.. He would probably be like that mother-turtleduck, but who happens to burn everything on her way, haha

And I had to ‘name’ Zuko’s daughter, and Honora is the only one best example I’ve seen on tumblr. I will probably be really disappointed if they called her differently, haha

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T h r o n e   o f   G l a s s  Characters 

  • Chaol Westfall
  • Celaena Sardothien
  • Dorian Havilliard

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disneyismyescape:

tommyjokerphotos:

Disney Villains arguing

that pumpkin has had enough with them 
"I’m out, I just… I’m out"
Brother: Another book store? How do you find all these?
Me: There was a sign back there.
Brother: I swear to a god you have some inner magnetic sense drawing you to books. I bet I could drop you in Siberia and you'd be in a bookstore in a bloody day.