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Harry Potter and Jace Herondale Similarities

Harry: I'm an orphan.
Jace: As am I.
Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
Jace: Really, mine is a star.
Harry: Well my girlfriend is a ginger.
Jace: So is mine.
Harry: WELL I fought in a war!
Jace: Big deal, so did I.
Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!
Jace: Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.
Harry: Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
Jace: *polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.
Harry: I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*
Jace: Ditto, mine are siblings.
Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!
Jace: Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
Harry: Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
Jace: Yeah, man I miss Hodge.
Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.
Harry: I hate you.
Jace: I get that a lot. *smirks*

(Source: rachellweisz, via hayleythehatter)

describe me the way an author would in a book

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To The Barricade!: News!

grapefruitshampoo:

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our…

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

(via bagnusmane)

me when someone proposes to me probably

them: will you marry me
me: thanks

smashingdevotchka:

saltineofswing:

joonssound:

the animator probably requested that this be put in the script because they were so excited that the boulder came out as great as it did so he wanted a little reward for himself… at least, that’s what I would have done…

Maybe they had a ton of trouble rendering the boulder properly and so when it was done they were like ‘You know what? This shit deserves a line in the script.’

As the daughter of a renderer, I can confirm this is pretty likely. :P

(via bowlof-oranges)

fearlesskorra:

ishipmakorra:

hugs-boson:

 

IM PART OF THE WATER TRIBE FUCK YEAH SPIRIT WATER BLOODBENDING AND DAYUM GOOD LOOKING GENES FUCKIN RIGHTTT 

wait am I in the earth kingdom or the air nomads??? I LIVE IN UTAH OMG WHAT I’M CONFUSED 

droo216:

fake movie meme → Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid, with Sophie Turner and Orlando Bloom

The sun had not risen when she came in sight of the prince’s palace, and approached the beautiful marble steps, but the moon shone clear and bright. Then the little mermaid drank the magic draught, and it seemed as if a two-edged sword went through her delicate body: she fell into a swoon, and lay like one dead. When the sun arose and shone over the sea, she recovered, and felt a sharp pain; but just before her stood the handsome young prince… The prince asked her who she was, and where she came from, and she looked at him mildly and sorrowfully with her deep blue eyes; but she could not speak…

why-everything-is-beautiful:

thedescreature:

capsicum-island:

wezoriland:

cussingeachother:

befittingfitness:

NO.

are you fucking kidding me

Good luck with that

no

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT.

If it actually started and my family know my tumblr. I WILL FUCKING QUIT!

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