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waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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poppinjalex:

everybody knows there's a party at the end of the world.
*photos not mine- credit to the owners*

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mishas-assbutts:

"And then my car got pelted with balloons filled with whipped cream." [x]

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excepttheeyes:

Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)

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avelera:

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jackbarakatofficial:

Dirty Work // Opening Verses // Part One

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Anonymous asked: Do you think Johnny Galecki has a big penis?

yes